My little wonderland
Monday, July 03, 2006
Some of my favourites:
I wonder if angels believe in ghosts
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?
Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.
When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers.
You cant have everything!!Where would you put it?
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a very beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Anymore?
:: posted by Mili, 12:08 AM
16 Comments:
well i go for this as "my fav" of ur favs ;)
nice read!
---- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
In my opinion the sense or consciousness mean the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character together with a feeling of obligation to do right or to be good; a faculty, power, or principle enjoining good acts; the part of the superego in psychoanalysis that transmits commands and admonitions to the ego... well good things come with a price!!!. This is a brilliant one mili.. A lot of wise people (Professors, poets, artists....) do not have good memory; this single liner is very explanative
--Nagendra
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Regards,
Trushant
nice blog mili! :)
keep writin!!
peace & love
JeeVY
Funny fella !!
